A Different Level of Bad
Such as, the ability to express himself in the Queen’s language in the colourful way that Yanks just seldom ever seem to match up to.
Yesterday evening, Younghusband was in action for his club team Rizal-Smart San Beda FC against Smart Stallion of Barotac Nuevo in a semi-final of the PFF-Smart Club Championship at the University of Makati stadium. San Beda eked out a narrow 2-1 win and earned the right to play in a two-game final, the first match of which is to be played this Saturday.
For everyone’s benefit because the hell we all really care about how London Cockneys talk to one another, “scooby” is contemporary English slang for “clueless.” Younghusband replied by calling the officiating “a whole different level of bad.”
I was amused by the exchange between the two; but if I am being honest, they were being mortified by something we who have been in Philippine football all these years have known all along.
Although the Younghusband brothers have starred for the national team for several years now, it has only been recently that the two have been involved in local club football. It goes without saying that it is only now that they are finding out for themselves the sort of atrocious officiating that can drive a coach with a full mop of hair on his head bald in just a few years.
Match officials, after all, are also human beings; and it goes without saying that it takes a brave man to stand in the middle of 22 players with heightened testosterone levels tearing at each other’s shins. In the local game, they are also pitiably remunerated; and particularly in consideration of the sort of abuse they frequently find hurled against them by players, coaching staff members and spectators.
Frequently, the abuse is deserved; albeit, one wonders if the referee is to blame or – instead – their association and its recruitment, selection, training, match-assignment and compensation mechanisms. Many of the rules of the games are too open-ended to begin with; and FIFA can be as notoriously slow as the Catholic Church in making amendments to its rules and principles.
I do not mean to be disrespectful; and in fairness, I had encountered a handful of match officials over the years who had been excellent. In the same breath, there were probably more that – to put things plain and simply – just did not have it!
I can probably write a whole book on the range of contentious interpretations that local referees had made down the years which I myself had been witness to. For this article, I will cite just a few.
Even during my active playing days in club and varsity football, one of the interpretations that used to have me scratching my pate was the offside call local referees would make if a corner was taken short and then the ball was played back to the one who took the corner. If the entire defending team had stepped up to expose the taker of the corner kick, then yes; it was an infraction as per the offside rule.
To call attention to this obvious misinterpretation of the offside rule by local referees, during a FIFA coaching seminar given by former West German national and Bayern Munich coach Dettmar Kramer, I asked the speaker during an open forum to clarify the matter. Kramer explained it the way I thought the offside rule should be implemented within the context of a short corner; but the representative of the referees’ association naturally and loudly argued to the contrary.
Imagine! That was Gerd Müller’s and Franz Beckenbauer’s former coach that he was contradicting. To be fair, though, I am in no position to say if this interpretation is still being – erroneously – called by current match officials.
I know in basketball that was the equivalent of what we call in Tagalog sahod. If I was backing onto him, fine; I could accept that the foul was, indeed, mine. But he climbed all over my back before I could jump! Jumping at an opponent – or so the rules said at the time – was a foul. Why was I called for the foul and the freekick given to the opposition? I continued to witness the same situation called in what I thought was the erroneous way even when I myself was coaching teams of high school boys.
Finally, another frequent erroneous call – or, at least, to my mind – was when a player swung his leg to clear a ball and an opposing player stooped down and got in the way. There continues to be a rule for dangerous play; but the rule is premised on when a player swings his foot to deliberately endanger an opposing player. Where is the foul – pray tell – if it is the opposing player himself who puts his head in harm’s way?
I can go on forever, but I believe the point is clear to anyone reading this. My word, back in the old days with my teams, sometimes the referees were so bad that my boys would derisively refer to the officiating as “no blood no foul.”
So Phil Younghusband booked for bringing a bottle onto the field? Technically, the referee was probably right; yet we see this overlooked by officials even in God knows World Cup matches beamed live all over the globe. In truth, the officiating is not really a different level of bad because it has always been that bad to begin with. Just somebody please do something about it! Please!
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