The Witty PNP Hotline on Twitter
This is supposed to be an emergency hotline for reporting incidents that need police attention; but Pinoys being Pinoys, there are those who tweet nonsense to the account just for the sheer heck of it. It is these irrelevant tweets that can be so amusing; more so the trite but witty replies by the officer(s) maintaining the account.
Some of the tweets are below the belt, but the replies are always polite and try to use wit to offset the sarcasm directed, in general, at police officers across the country. When I have time, I spend minutes scrolling down the account's profile page and derive great entertainment reading the tweets.
I just hope that the really important tweets reporting incidents are not lost in the volume of inane tweets that people send just to amuse themselves; but kudos to the PNP and, in particular, the officer(s) maintaining this Twitter account for reaching across to the masses by way of social media.
Here is a collection of the wittier tweets:
"@inquistivelit: @PNPhotline sir sagutin nyo naman bakit maiitim batuta mga pulis?" di po matakot snatcher pag hinabol ng pink na batuta
— PNP 0917-847-5757 (@PNPhotline) May 26, 2014"@urcrtifydklsmyt: @PNPhotline sir, sa tingin niyo sino po ang maglalaban sa NBA Finals?" Heat-Spurs po
— PNP 0917-847-5757 (@PNPhotline) May 26, 2014"@gieegeeee: #BakitNgaBa Hindi Hinuhuli ng Pulis ang Kabet. Diba Illegal sila? 😆😟" wala naman po kasi warrant of arrest ma'am
— PNP 0917-847-5757 (@PNPhotline) May 26, 2014"@clanex35 abs-cbn o gma o tv5?" no political questions po
— PNP 0917-847-5757 (@PNPhotline) May 26, 2014"@trolololoLoii Bakit po wala kaming kuryente?" nagbayad na po ba kayo sa @meralco?
— PNP 0917-847-5757 (@PNPhotline) May 26, 2014"@G_A_Cabreros san ko po matatagpuan ang tunay na pag-ibig?" @jesus
— PNP 0917-847-5757 (@PNPhotline) May 26, 2014"@wickedsofia: nakakaloka... ang bias ng police. #AngPanganibKayDyesebel #DawnZuluetaAsLucia" ma'am sa tv lang po yan.
— PNP 0917-847-5757 (@PNPhotline) May 26, 2014"@ihart1D17 Ano po pwedeng pampatanggal ng Tigyawat.?" @AceHardware
— PNP 0917-847-5757 (@PNPhotline) May 26, 2014"@JamAncheta May tips po ba kayo para maging pogi?" apply po kayo sa @pnpacademy
— PNP 0917-847-5757 (@PNPhotline) May 26, 2014"@MatyuSales: ano po ang dapat kong gawin sa mga tigyawat na namumuhay sa mukha ko po?" @VickiBelo :)
— PNP 0917-847-5757 (@PNPhotline) May 26, 2014"@MeilouSirena @Article8Jester sino mas maganda? ako, si DE lima o SI ombudsman? Exolaib your answer" @VickiBelo
— PNP 0917-847-5757 (@PNPhotline) May 25, 2014"@yssamile bakit po b lumalaki chan ng mga pulis?" di lang naman po pulis laki tyan. nakita nyo na po ba mga bata na Pulis hunks?
— PNP 0917-847-5757 (@PNPhotline) May 25, 2014"@lorenzoRoms paano po magpapayat? yung PNP style?" pa jo-jog, push-up push-up pag may time po
— PNP 0917-847-5757 (@PNPhotline) May 25, 2014"@Chai07: @PNPhotline bakit po pala tumatawid sa kalsada yung manok?" @kuyakim_atienza
— PNP 0917-847-5757 (@PNPhotline) May 24, 2014"@joseparis: Bakit po may pulis sa ilalim ng tulay? :)" original soundtrach Boy Sulliva for the title Starring Dolphy and Panchito
— PNP 0917-847-5757 (@PNPhotline) May 24, 2014"@TheAmazingMarv: @PNPhotline bat po ang bagal tumakbo ng pulis???" nasubukan nyo na po ba makipaghabulan? ano po work nyo?
— PNP 0917-847-5757 (@PNPhotline) May 24, 2014"@jeepneyjeffrey: @PNPhotline Bakit po blue ang uniform ng mga pulis?" fashion sense po. bagay po sa mga asian ang color blue
— PNP 0917-847-5757 (@PNPhotline) May 24, 2014"@markbalang09: @PNPhotline Sir bakit halos sa lahat ng pelikula Huling dumadating ang mga Pulis?" di po alam ng direktor # po namin
— PNP 0917-847-5757 (@PNPhotline) May 24, 2014"@aoggutierrez: Pati ba naman sa panaginip ko hinuhuli parin ako ng pulis. 😂" Jueteng po ba trabaho nyo?
— PNP 0917-847-5757 (@PNPhotline) May 24, 2014"@Knashweetz: @PNPhotline Ninakaw ko po yung crush ng bestfriend ko, posible bang makulong ako?😁" alam mo Nicole....
— PNP 0917-847-5757 (@PNPhotline) May 24, 2014Acknowledgment: Top photo from the PNP Hotline Twitter account.
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